"Fungal Disease Killing L.A. Palm Trees"
So what are those pretty LA gilrs gonna smile under in the warm southern californian breeze? Fungus ridden palm trees? Where are they gonna bend their knees and blow the chilly states kisses, clear across ominious weather patterns. Who knows? But i sure hope those grls are problem solvers, that all the sun hasnt seeped under their skin, dyng their brain tan. Becuase when all the palm trees are gone, where are the movie stars gonna go? I thnk there should be a conference between high powered heel wearers, tree huggers, and movie execs, Fuck Iraq, we need to save LA. The palm trees are dying, the palm trees are dying (the british are coming, the bristish are coming)(the sky is falling, the sky is falling) It isnt so different really, Once the palms are dead you might as well be in London, all dreary eyed and drunk, unhealthy and pale, so the maybe the british are coming to LA, once all the palm trees are dead. Or maybe the sky is just falling, in the giant hunking pieces of smog. How did the trees survive this long in the first place? Massive clouds of pollution, fuck i got nothing against poluttion but when juxtaposed against a landscape of palm trees, your asking for trouble. shit in NJ we got pollution, but we sure as hell dont got plam trees, so its ok, to see smog coating the outline of powerplants and highrises. But smog and palm trees is a reciepe for diaster, just like tacos and john wayne, when bad plots run smack into even worse shots of dying fungus ridden palm trees. whats a hollywood movie to do? And then even worse where are those beach burned blonde babies gonna go?
posted by swordpoet @ 4:38 PM
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